Posted by
AmeriDan on Tuesday, December 11, 2007 9:11:14 PM
A guest post by AmeriFluffy II...
Many humans may not know this, but before Gaia Savior Al Gore invented Global Warming, he also gave us another global menace... the internet.
Both may have their good points.
As in the case of Global Warming, it is a sunny and warm day here in the Memphis area this December 11th.
But it comes with a price, as I type this, polar bears from one pole or the other (or maybe even both poles) are being forced to eat cute baby seals in an effort to stay alive. This is due to the loss of their natural food source, which is ice, ice that is melting away at an alarming rate.
As for the internet, the whole cat--blogging phenomenon is a justifiable success. But what about the stalkers that it breeds?
I bring this up now because... brace yourself, gentle reader... I am being stalked.
By a Mad Man who is using the normal Clinton Bush tactic of character assassination.
A warmonger who would rather see IslamicFascist die than some ugly american. He even likes... dogs.
Not content to spew his hegemonic talking points at Liberal humans, he has decided to come after me. But thanks to Al Gore, I can spew back.
Here is the picture that he is trying to pawn off as being of me:
This is an actual picture of me:
Calm down ladies, you'll get your chance. I get around.
So if Madelines Dad wants to start a blog war with me, I'll just use the words of jOn cArRy while quoting Thomas Jefferson... "BRING. IT. ON."
DNC operatives, who have been granted anonymity by me due to the fact that I can do that, have leaked this photo of Madelines Dad during his high school "sports career":
Word from my Colorado Cat friends is that "he has put on a few since then".
Who needs the Catkins Diet now, human?
-AmeriFluffy II
Editors Note: A great big thank you to Madelines Dad for walking me through the "how do I link to a certain post thing" U Da Man, no matter what AmeriFuffy II thinks.